The Consolation Prizes of American Horror
So as we wrap up 2007, Hollywood is churning out some horror that may or may not be worth 2 shits. Below is a list of some either gems or turds with extra corn.
1.) 30 Days of Night
The Blah Blah Blah:
Vampires in Alaska. Did I just write that?
2.) Saw IV
The Blah Blah Blah:
Is Jigsaw the new Chucky? Seems like it after the 4th effin sequel.
3.) The Signal
The Blah Blah Blah:
Cell phones make people go insane. That happens everyday in NYC.
4.) P2
The Blah Blah Blah:
More torture-core? Please stop. I mean I'm one Captivity away from torturing some innocent woman.
5.) The Mist
The Blah Blah Blah:
When weather becomes the unstoppable evil, I feel like they're not even trying anymore.
That's all theatrical for now. I left off release dates because I mean all of the above makes me want to have Hatchet face slice me open.
There are a few straight to DVDers that peaked my interest.
Wrong Turn 2 (ooooooooooh)
Return to House on Haunted Hill (with their gimmicky "You Choose their fate" function)
Black Sheep
...and countless others. I think it's time I rejoin Netflix.
Tags:
30 days of night, black sheep , american horror , p2, saw 4 ,the signal, the mist, wrong turn 2, captivity
1.) 30 Days of NightThe Blah Blah Blah:
Vampires in Alaska. Did I just write that?
2.) Saw IVThe Blah Blah Blah:
Is Jigsaw the new Chucky? Seems like it after the 4th effin sequel.
3.) The Signal
The Blah Blah Blah:
Cell phones make people go insane. That happens everyday in NYC.
4.) P2
The Blah Blah Blah:
More torture-core? Please stop. I mean I'm one Captivity away from torturing some innocent woman.
5.) The Mist
The Blah Blah Blah:
When weather becomes the unstoppable evil, I feel like they're not even trying anymore.
That's all theatrical for now. I left off release dates because I mean all of the above makes me want to have Hatchet face slice me open.
There are a few straight to DVDers that peaked my interest.
Wrong Turn 2 (ooooooooooh)
Return to House on Haunted Hill (with their gimmicky "You Choose their fate" function)
Black Sheep
...and countless others. I think it's time I rejoin Netflix.
Tags:
30 days of night, black sheep , american horror , p2, saw 4 ,the signal, the mist, wrong turn 2, captivity
Labels: 30 days of night, black sheep, p2, return to house on haunted hill, saw 4, saw iv, the mist, the signal, wrong turn 2
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