the jaded viewer

Kudos to UGO.com for creating a top 50 list of mega hottie scream queens. You gotta love blood soaked tank tops, tummy cleavage and gratuitous heavy artillery.

I love Juno from the Descent. Exotic, beautiful and totally fucked up.

Check out the other 49.

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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

Where's my fuckin claymation???

Frank Henenlotter, the director of who gave such classics as Basket Case, Basket Case 2, Basket Case 3, Brain Damage and Frankenhooker is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's back after a 16 year hiatus and returns with a blood pumping, pulsating, throbbing (pun so intended) and wacko of a movie called Bad Biology.

Plot-o-matic tells us the story is about a Jennifer, a woman born with 8 clitorises?!? who has the sexual appetite of a porn star on acid. She kills any man she sleeps with. Batz is a dude with a John Holmes-ian johnson who is totally off his rocker. They meet up.




See the trailer below (NOT SAFE FOR FUCKIN WORK!!!)



Did you just watch that? Seriously, aren't you totally spazzing right now?

Basket Case is one my all time favorite cult movies. Such a classic.
Reminisce and watch the trailer again.



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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:12 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post