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Evil Adam's johnny on the spot general, is working on best death scenes for our dot com. But boy did he find a gem with the death scene below from Deadly Friend which stars Kristy Swanson as a cyborg with a short circuit.

Nothing can save momma from the train, when a basketball comes speeding at you at 500 mph.

Poor momma.

Check it out.



One of my 2 favorite death scenes comes from Cannibal Ferox.

"The Scalping" (towards the end)



Insano Steve loved this death scene from Zombi Holocaust (aka Dr. Butcher M.D.)

"Zombie vs Outboard Motor"



OK. That's enough of that. How about the funniest line ever in B-movie?

Here's a YouTube viral classic scene with the funniest most hilarious line from Shark Attack 3: Megladon.



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With the talk of a Cannibal Holocaust remake, we here at the jadedviewer decided to throw a quick list together of the Top 5 Cannibal movies of all time. For the uninitiated, the cannibal genre was big sub genre of exploitation films in the 70s.

White people go to the jungle to exploit the natives for their own selfish means (either dollars or fame). Cannibals run amok and start to eat the reporters.

Gore, REAL animal mutitaltion, flesh eating and many disembowelments later, you begin to realize you shouldn't book your next vacation in South America.

Spearheaded (pun intended) by directors like Ruggero Deodato, Umberto Lenzi and Joe D'Amato, the late 70s and early 80s were abuzz with these grindhouse flicks.

Cannibal films are a staple of the underground flicks every horror fan needed to see.

So if you're a newbie and what to expand your exploitation film knowledge see all the movies listed below.

5.) Mangiati vivi! (aka Emerald Jungle aka Eaten Alive!) (1980)

Director: Umberto Lenzi



4.) Cannibal Ferox (aka Make Them Die Slowly) (1981)

Director: Umberto Lenzi



3.) Zombi Holocaust (aka Dr. Butcher M.D.) (1980)

Director: Marino Girolami



2.) Ultimo mondo Canibale (aka Jungle Holocaust aka Last Cannibal World) (1977)

Director: Ruggero Deodato



1.) Cannibal Holocast (1980)

Director: Ruggero Deodato








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