the jaded viewer

Technically it's July 3rd but tomorrow you get to go all patriotic. And what's more patriotic than Uncle Sam.

Go have your BBQ, eat some red meat and potato salad and watch all those Michael Jackson tributes on E.

And catch up on some horror and anything you missed on the jaded viewer. And don't be shy about commenting. Share your 2 cents on anything I've written be it you agree or disagree. If your on Google Connect, add yourself below and subscribe to my RSS feed.

I'm thinking of even Twittering. Tweeting seems kinda lame to me. For you other horror bloggers, do you tweet? Is it worth doing this?

OK now check out the trailer below or Uncle Sam will kill you.

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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

Why do I watch movies I know suck? Well, first off because all these movies were free DVDs I got from work. Secondly, some seemed they may actually be MST3K worthy. Finally, some of these flicks had pseudo horror stars in them.

So in the posts below are reviews for Killing Ariel, Against the Dark, Black Swarm and Legend of the Bog.

In any case, I figure these reviews are more of warnings to avoid these films at all costs. These reviews will be short and savagely brutal. Fuck em. They don't deserve real in depthyness.


I've done my civic duty to the horror community. You're welcome.

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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

I've been thinking it over and I figure there should be a day where I share what I find on the interweb with the rest of the horrorsphere. So every Friday (hopefully), will be The Horror Continuum. Where I'll post just random things I find on the Internet that maybe you missed.

If you have some links to share with everybody, feel free to post them in the comments below.

First up free press courtesy of the jaded viewer mailbox.

....Interesting web series called The Happy Face Killer

....New comedy web series called Safety Geeks

OK now back to our regularly scheduled program.

....Great List from Eeerie books on the 50 Must-See French Horror Movies

....Fearnet has been putting some awesome free movies online

....Fangoria is having their Weekend of Horrors this weekend in NYC

....The NY Asian Film Festivall is right around the corner

....Indie horror trailers galore at Terrorfeed

....Watch some funny porno trailers of your favorite TV shows including Seinfeld, The Office and Scrubs

....Black Devil Doll has listed more theatrical screenings

....A Map to Where Everyone Died Hard in "Die Hard"

.....RunPee.com tells you went to pee during a movie

....Keyboard Cat + Haley Joel Osmont + Chuck Norris = FUCKIN FUNNY

And in case you missed the last week on the jaded viewer (yeah I gotta plug my own stuff)

I found a few more awesome trailers....

....yup you need you to see the Dead Hooker in a Trunk trailer

....it really did eat his face in the It Ate His Face trailer

....I never get sick of seeing Asian tween kids kicking ass in Power Kids

.....the new Van Damme trailer The Eagle Path is up

.....Top 5 80s Horror Movies Hollywood Might Actually Think Would Be Good Remakes

Seen any other funny viral interweb videos? Or found a crazy horror trailer when scavenging for porn? Or stumbled upon a list that made milk come out of your nose?

Comment and share with the group. Because sharing is caring.

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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

The jaded viewer turns 2 years old this Jan 09. Yay! Thanks to everybody whose supported the blog-o-rama.

My Top 10 Horror Movies of 2008 list also comes out in January. I know it's one of the more popular lists on the site so I've been prepping that up and figuring who makes the list. Also, I'm making a comprehensive list of what I've reviewed this year and probably will make a Worst Horror Movies of 2008 list as well.

I've been catching up on all the 2008 horror flicks I missed of late. 2 flicks that may end up on the list are Gutterballs and Dance of the Dead. Reviews are up so check em out below. That's all for now.


(And yes, I know every other horror site is going to put this 80s slasher new years trailer up like I did)

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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

Well I've got a lot of movies to review over the holiday break. Some very obscure horror, some mainstream and a few in between.

So stay tuned for that.

If your an aspiring filmmaker, indie marketing team or STV horror production company (ahem) or whatever and have anything you want me to review that you'd think would be a nice fit on the jaded viewer (and want some free publicity) drop me a line.

And keep those comments coming. We're all one big horror family aren't we? Not like a real family because today your probably being driven nuts with distant aunts and cousins and such.



(And yes, I know every other horror site is going to put this insane Santa Claus trailer up like I did)

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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

Well you might be wondering WTF happened to the updates on the site. I had some personal stuff unexpectedly come up which took mega, major, uber priority.

I'm back and with the holidays coming up, we might have a few gaps here and there.

Think of this lapse like the end of the original Dawn of the Dead which you can see below. I'm like Peter, contemplating to go all suicidy but changing my mind at the last minute and going all heroic.

I love the the GI Joe music as he kicks ass to Franince and the helicoptor.

Imagine if they went with the original ending where Francine goes all hope is lost and decaps her head in the coptor blades.

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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

Well, the jaded viewer will be on hiatus for a week as I go on a much needed vacation.
I'll be back after Independence Day weekend with more posts and random reviews.

If you like what you see, this is your chance to let me know.
Please leave comments, quirks, gibberish and mumbo jumbo in the comments box and let me know if you like the blog. Fuck it. Let me know if you hate it. I can take the abuse.

Also, drop me a line on any news, new movies I may have missed and movies that I should avoid like a $5 hooker in Atlantic City.

What are you all interested in reading or watching within the world of the fringe?

This is your chance to spill your guts.

I'd like to thank everybody who's been checking out the site. So thank you. What you want a dollar or something? :-P

So we'll be back in a week with more fucked up movies reviews filled with Buffy-verse jokes and jazz and more lists of movies and scenes that are completely fraked up.

Oh yeah. Fuck you millenials.

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Posted by the jaded viewer at 12:09 AM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post