Reviews of Movies that Sucked
Why do I watch movies I know suck? Well, first off because all these movies were free DVDs I got from work. Secondly, some seemed they may actually be MST3K worthy. Finally, some of these flicks had pseudo horror stars in them.So in the posts below are reviews for Killing Ariel, Against the Dark, Black Swarm and Legend of the Bog.
In any case, I figure these reviews are more of warnings to avoid these films at all costs. These reviews will be short and savagely brutal. Fuck em. They don't deserve real in depthyness.
DO NOT WATCH ANY OF THESE MOVIES!!!
I've done my civic duty to the horror community. You're welcome.
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